Kat Dennings
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LATEST TWEETS
You make me want to be a better man
Tweeted 7 months, 1 week ago -- [link to tweet]
Walk in the sun with the devil, let him play Tetris with your heart
Tweeted 7 months, 1 week ago -- [link to tweet]
Doing laundry in my hotel bathtub brings out the sensitive mountain man named Cletus "Silver Bear" Johnson within me
Tweeted 7 months, 2 weeks ago -- [link to tweet]
This grapefruit is looking at me funny
Tweeted 7 months, 2 weeks ago -- [link to tweet]
Big ass chain, murdered out ride
Tweeted 7 months, 2 weeks ago -- [link to tweet]
LATEST BLOG POSTS
I hate myself
Autumn is upon us! Upon us like vanilla-flavored fog from that movie "Simply Irresistible". Shut up, Patricia Clarkson's in it! And what does a girl have to do to get her Twitter account verified around here? @OfficialKat! Come on, Twitter...
Posted 10 months, 3 weeks ago -- [read full blog post]
no bueno
Dear Scientists, I feel like the insane advancement in Robot technology is a real, REAL bad move on your part. Soon our entire planet will turn into a movie starring Will Smith, only it will be a robot version of...
Posted 1 year ago -- [read full blog post]
You know you're Kat Dennings when:
1. you rifle through the cabinets saying "dammit, where are my novelty cups" and you are deadly serious 2. you cry at the end of "Only You", not because Faith and Peter finally end up together, but because you wish...
Posted 1 year, 1 month ago -- [read full blog post]
I want to make you a tiny jacket out of this leaf
THINGS WEARING OFF: glitter eyeliner silver nail polish tolerance for daily 4 mile run tolerance for mosh pits -------- My lip is bleeding and I don't know why. I don't recall making out with a lawnmower...although anything can happen when...
Posted 1 year, 2 months ago -- [read full blog post]
誕生日
23 Listening to Patton Oswalt and choking on almond milk 23 bunnies?
Posted 1 year, 2 months ago -- [read full blog post]